Funny Quotes

Witchcraft Is When You Always Put Her On Your WhatsApp Profile Pic…While Other Boys Are Putting Her On Their Beds Some women are still single because they like giving out their phone numbers easily, they like partying (going to bars), they play hard to get, they’re cheap, they wear sleazy and indecent clothes, they put…

Shopping Charade

There was an Ghanaian lady married to a English gentleman who had moved to London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but any how managed to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy…

Mental Patient’s Act of Love

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.…

Twisted Family

Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: “You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation. A few years ago I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter and we got married. “Later my father…